Hayden: Barley told me he was going to lick me.
Brian: When did Barley start talking?
Hayden: When he went to California.
Brian: Barley went to California? How did he get there?
Hayden: He went in a car with a bunch of other dogs.
Brian: Who drove?
Hayden: Barley did. They were crazy. They jumped from one car to another car and another car. But they made it there ok and they all learned to talk.
For those who don't know Barley is our awesome Golden Retriever.